|
Rubber brains King.s Joker 17 November 2006 14:04:33 |
 | A friend of mine has told me a story about a lecture on neurophysiology in their university. Their don brought a real human brain preserved in alcohol and a rubber model. He starts explaining the brain structure on the model. Everything goes wrong, the model falls apart. The don says: "My rubber brain is a trouble indeed..." The audience starts giggling. But his next phrase brought them… |
| | 3 comment | Add comment |
|
Erase'em All! King.s Joker 17 October 2006 10:37:32 |
 | Plextor today announced its new PlexEraser PX-OE100E CD/DVD destroyer. The new PlexEraser drive delivers a secure environmentally friendly method of destroying CD/DVD discs to security-conscious companies and individuals. The standalone unit operates without the need of a PC and is an alternative to disc shredders that are currently available. Plextor believes the PlexEraser will find its use in… |
| | 2 comment | Add comment |
|
IBM acronyms King.s Joker 16 October 2006 12:40:59 |
 | IBM: It's Being Mended IBM: Inmense Ball of Muck IBM: I Believe in Memorex IBM: It's Better than Macintosh! IBM: Idiots Built Me IBM: Intense Bowel Movement IBM: Inferior But Marketable? IBM: I've Been Mislead IBM: It's Better Manually IBM: Infinitly Better Macintosh IBM: Indefinitly Boggled Machine IBM: I Bought a Mac IBM: I Blame Microsoft. IBM: I Bought Macintosh IBM: I'll Buy Macintosh IBM… |
| | 1 comment | Add comment |
|
Is Windows a Virus? King.s Joker 9 October 2006 13:11:11 |
 | No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do: 1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that. 2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so - okay, Windows does that. 3.Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk - okay, Windows does that too. 4.Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems…
Mood: Nice I want: to make you laugh |
| | 2 comment | Add comment |