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FW Joke - unclipped version

Larry C. Lyons 7 September 2004 20:43:31
 Sorry about that, I missed a line in the copy and paste:

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their
Parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next
day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg laying
hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the
front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the
eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."

"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.

"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"

"Very good," said the teacher.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are
Farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen
eggs one time, but when they hatched we only got ten live chicks, and
the moral to this story is, "don't count your chickens before they're
hatched."

"That was a fine story Sarah. Joey, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Tina. Aunt Tina was a
flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail
out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of whiskey, a
machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it
wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy
troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until she ran
out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the
blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."

"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher, "what kind of moral did
your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Tina when she's been drinking."

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