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Jokes from Spam
Judith Dinowitz 4 July 2004 06:59:06
	These jokes came in my spam. I deleted the spam, but I thought they were very entertaining, so I'm sharing them with you: A teacher said to her class:"Who was the first man?"George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly."How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently."Because, " said the little boy, "he was first in war, first in peace, and first in the hearts of his countrymen."But at this point a larger boy held up his hand."Well," said the teacher to him, "who do you think was the first man?""I don't know what his name was," said the larger boy, "but I know it wasn't George Washington, ma'am, because the history book says George Washington married a widow, so, of course, there must have been a man ahead of him." One day a boy came to his teacher and said:" Teacher, pa wants to know if you like roast pig.""I certainly do," said the teacher, "and you tell your father he is very kind to think of me." Days passed, and nothing more was said about the roast pig.Finally the teacher said to the boy:"I thought your father was going to send me over some roast pig.""Yes," said the boy, "he did intend to, but the pig sot well." Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that's 3 together." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said, "It's 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said, "Wow! That's a big bridge...Fill it with water!!!" The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called, she wants her sign back!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\| This list and all House of Fusion resources hosted by CFHosting.com. The place for dependable ColdFusion Hosting. http://www.houseoffusion.com/banners/view.cfm?bannerid=11 Message: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=i:5:118977 Archives: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/threads.cfm/5 Subscription: http://www.houseoffusion.com/lists.cfm/link=s:5 Unsubscribe: http://www.houseoffusion.com/cf_lists/unsubscribe.cfm?user=13124.11887.5 Donations & Support: http://www.houseoffusion.com/tiny.cfm/54
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